"$350 An hour," he screamed! "You cunt. I'm not paying you $350 per hour. Not if you don't write fast." And then he hung up.

I laughed because I knew he meant it in the sweetest way. And it was only a matter of time before he called back and coughed up the dough because I'm pretty irresistible. He really wants me but he won't admit it. He says he's not into being spanked but I know better. Anyway, I'm hoping this job works out for him. Then maybe he can afford to spend some time with me.

Well, since this is a blog, I guess I should tell you what is going on in my life. But don't expect any soul searching. You are not going to get to find out what is in Darla's head. There are too many of us in here to let that happen.

At the moment, my current houseboy, let's call him Tom, to protect his identity. I mean he does look a little bit like Tom Cruise anyway (talk about a boy in need of a spanking!). Anyway he is scrubbing the kitchen floor right now. His butt is still red from that paddling I gave him. He almost looks cute if he wasn't so worthless otherwise.

I think I'll let him paint my toenails later. They really need it. I am leaning toward the Bonded Red color today. Although I like the Over the Knee. That's like a milk chocolate brown, not too bright and doesn't detract from my leather. Life can be so tough with all these decisions I need to make! Anyway, Tom will be happy. He is lucky to get to touch me at all...God, I'm such a bitch.

I've got a couple other clients today as well, which is good because my laundry is backing up. I think I'll give that job to - let's call him Jack - because I know he has a thing for panties. Maybe I can have him wear a pair of the dirty ones while he does that. Oh, but then how are they going to get clean? Damn, why can't a girl have everything?

What else can I tell you? Oh, I have a new whip. It's called a miracle whip. What a name, but I swear that's what it's called. It's suede with tails. I'm told it gives a very pleasant flogging but I haven't used it yet. I got it in purple and it looks great hanging above my bed. I also bought a penis training leash too. It straps on and has a leash...well, you get the idea. Shopping is so much fun!

Anyway, the door bell is ringing. That's probably Tony. He is the other boy coming today. Maybe I will take down that whip. A girl has to get her exercise somehow.

God, I'm such a bitch.

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